Quotation

Preacher Willard accepted the ten commandments as a halfhearted start but kept adding amendments until the number of sins he couldn't countenance was beyond memorization. He appeared to be adding new ones shaped to your own reported shortcomings until you were tailored appropriately for a residence in hell, and nowhere else, but a complete and prostrate begging of God and an increase tithe might, just might, earn you one more chance at heaven, who knows, give it a try, it's only money.