Deathstalker and the warriors from hell: The third thrilling saga of Deathstalker pits him against the evil wizard and ruler of the Southland, Troxartes, and his band of undead warriors. 12 to the moon: An international team embarks on an expedition to the moon where There they encounter a faceless alien intelligence who conclude that the human race is too immature and dangerous and must be destroyed. Being from another planet: An alien, buried in King Tut's tomb, terrorizes a college campus. Teeenage cave man : A young man defies tribal laws and searches for answers. The result of his quest yields knowledge of past generations. This isn't long ago, in a galaxy far, far away. This is the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D., so these aren't the episodes viewers are looking for. But know this, friend: it is also an epic tale of heroes and villains, two robot sidekicks, alien races, and snappy one-liners. Joel and Mike, the unlucky witnesses to the cheesiest movies in any galaxy, may not have the force with them, but they have an even more powerful weapon: the riff.